The mostly friendly Australian bird of the family Artamidae (not to be confused with the Corvidae of the European magpie) who uses this branch of cyberspace to express various comments and opinions from deep inside the Pacific Rim, bids you welcome...
I was dating this girl a while back and one day she told me that she had done something "bad" when she was in college. I can't tell you how many horrible scenarios ran through my head in those first few seconds (I finally settled on "got gang-banged at a frat party while somebody filmed it") before she said that she had done cocaine a few times and a wave of relief washed over me. I can identify with this guy.
I was dating this girl a while back and one day she told me that she had done something "bad" when she was in college. I can't tell you how many horrible scenarios ran through my head in those first few seconds (I finally settled on "got gang-banged at a frat party while somebody filmed it") before she said that she had done cocaine a few times and a wave of relief washed over me. I can identify with this guy.
ReplyDeleteThat's the adventure of dating I guess.
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